Steel Panther’s Satchel Makes Flash Comments, Says Michael Jealous Him
The American heavy metal band Steel Panther guitarist Satchel has just sat with Ultimate-Guitar and talked on the sex appeal of each of the band members.
During an interview, while he talks on the issue, Satchel was asked which member is the sexiest member of the band. He replied by saying everybody says Lexxi is the sexiest one but added that he rejected that thought.
He said: “Well you know, everybody says Lexxi is the sexiest one, but I think I’m probably right out there next to him. And you know, Michael is the singer, so he gets a lot of pussy because he’s a singer.
“But I think Michael’s jealous about how good-looking I am, and you know, it’s rough on him. He’s a little bit older than me, and there’s been a lot of jealousy there for a long time.
“And Stix, you know, listen: Stix is a really sexy thing, and Stix doesn’t have any thresholds how ugly the girl is – he’ll fuck anybody. He gets a lot of pussy too, but I think Lexxi’s definitely got the reputation for being the sexiest one.
“But he’s also the most narcissistic one – he’s very into himself, he’s very vain; you know the song ‘All I Wanna Do Is Fuck (Myself Tonight)’? That song was basically written about Lexxi, originally.
“I wanted to have Lexxi sing it, but Lexxi just isn’t good enough a singer to do it.”
Satchel rocks stage with the successful band Steel Panther since 2000.
